Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What is the best way to lose money?

Lend it to Greece.

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

Catsup!

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50