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Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue!

Where do cats go to vacation?

Meowi