Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What's a big game hunter?

Someone who's lost his way to the match.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry