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Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

Because she was fish tailing!

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

What do cats read in the morning?

Mewspapers!