Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

It swags its tail.

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail?

THE RETAIL STORE!

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

What do you give a losing horse with lockjaw?

A new jaw-key

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why does everyone love cats?

They're purr-fect!

Who's there! Cartoon! Cartoon who?

Cartoon up just fine she purrs like a cat!