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Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where to dogs who lost their tails go?

To a retail store.

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's long and black?

Every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do dogs have that no other animal has?

Puppy dogs!

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.