Why was the little ink blot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

Why do pens get sent to prison?

To do long sentences!

Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.