Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
People tell you.
Cos they're trident tested.
It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
The punchline.
Partner in crime.
They get sent to the pen.
It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.
