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Why was the little ink blot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What kind of dance does your mother do?

The MOMbo.

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Dad dad look what marma-laid'!

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball