Why was the little ink blot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

What's that over there?

I don't know but I just got a raging clue

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

What is hard and six inches long?

My pen is