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What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What does a girl want more than anything?

Nothing. She is fine.

What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who wants to join the mile high club by himself?

A high-jacker.

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

What state has the highest cell phone bills?

Text-us

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

Move Jokes More Move Jokes

What goes up and down but never moves?

The stairs.

What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.