What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

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Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

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What do you call a girl who only likes guys with big muscles?

A Biceptual

What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?

A drummer.

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What is the best definition of irony?

Irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

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What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

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What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE