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What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What did the guy Zebra say to the girl Zebra?

Take ze bra off.

What do you say to a girl with a black eye?

Nothing. You already told her.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive?

The Stunning-Cougar Effect.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

Why does it take you forever to text me back?

3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about

Move Jokes More Move Jokes

What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!