What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

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What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

What do you call a girl with a unibrow?

Cuban

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.

How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

Why didn't you text me?

I'll never call you back. Like, ever. You'd have better luck with a telegram.

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What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.

What is Eren's (AoT) favorite song?

Moves Like Jaeger