Move Jokes

What goes up and down but never moves?

The stairs.

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What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

What is Eren's (AoT) favorite song?

Moves Like Jaeger

What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.

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Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What, over in ten seconds?

Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."

What, over in 6 seconds?

No, with 8 black men and a gun.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?

Long necks.

Second Kangaroo Jokes More Second Kangaroo Jokes

What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

What do you call a belt made of paper?

A waist of paper.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette?

Omelette you finish

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall?

A good jumpurr!

What do you call a Chinese man with one foot?

Taiwon Shou.