Move Jokes

What goes up and down but never moves?

The stairs.

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What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

What is Eren's (AoT) favorite song?

Moves Like Jaeger

What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.

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Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas Eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

How do you tell if your scrotum is ticklish?

Give it a couple test tickles

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

Imperial March Jokes More Imperial March Jokes

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

Whip Jokes More Whip Jokes

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

Small Child Jokes More Small Child Jokes

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

Prince Charles Jokes More Prince Charles Jokes

What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

Why are giraffes so tall?

Because cheetahs are faster.