Move Jokes

What goes up and down but never moves?

The stairs.

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What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

What is Eren's (AoT) favorite song?

Moves Like Jaeger

What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.

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Second Kangaroo Jokes More Second Kangaroo Jokes

What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

Small Child Jokes More Small Child Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

New Home Jokes More New Home Jokes

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas Eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

Why are giraffe's necks so long?

Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Dog and a Rhino?

How would Rhino?

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

How did I clear papers of Islamic Studies?

Have faith, don't question.

What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*