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Move Jokes

What goes up and down but never moves?

The stairs.

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What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

What is Eren's (AoT) favorite song?

Moves Like Jaeger

What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.

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Whip Jokes More Whip Jokes

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

New Home Jokes More New Home Jokes

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a friendly Chinese man who gives out free firewood?

Kind Ling

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

What has 10 letters and starts with gas?

Automobile.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K

What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.