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What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

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What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley?

Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.

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What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

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What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!