What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady?

Darth Vader probably gets high fived

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What's Darth Vader's sister's name?

Elle Vader.

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What do Anna Nicole Smith and Tom Brady have in common?

They both like saggy balls.

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.