What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady?

Darth Vader probably gets high fived

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What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

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Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

How did Tom Brady's feel after losing to the Broncos?

Deflated