What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady?

Darth Vader probably gets high fived

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What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the Empire State building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

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What's Darth Vader's Favorite Mineral?

Co-pper

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

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Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA!

What's Tom Brady's favorite sport?

Softball.