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Tom Brady Jokes

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

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Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

What did the police officer say to Tom Brady during a routine traffic stop?

Your tires are low.

What's Tom Brady's favorite sport?

Softball.

How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now?

Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...

How does Tom Brady like his soda?

Flat.

What is Tom Brady's favorite opera?

Deflatermaus! (Die Fledermaus!)

What do Anna Nicole Smith and Tom Brady have in common?

They both like saggy balls.

Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA!

How did Tom Brady's feel after losing to the Broncos?

Deflated