How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

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How can you tell if you're texting with a dyslexic pervert?

You get this: ===D==8=

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

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Why did the Jamaican go to Syria?

To get stoned

What do you call a stoned pig?

Baked Ham

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What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

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Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

Because that's what they measure.

How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you