How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

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How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

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How much does a rock weigh?

One stone.

Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

Because it's stoned.

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What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free

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Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

Because that's what they measure.

How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you