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How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

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How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

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What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca?

Alpaca 'nother bong

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What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free

Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

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How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

Because that's what they measure.