How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM!

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What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

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What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free

Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

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How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

Because that's what they measure.