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How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out

What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

Who's gonna be the next queen of R&ampB?

I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

Highness Jokes More Highness Jokes

Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

Because that's what they measure.

How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you