What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

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How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

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What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

What does an 80 year old lesbian taste like?

Depends

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Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

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What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.