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What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

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Fist Jokes More Fist Jokes

Why not fist her?

Badoom TSSSSssT! (Say it out loud)

What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

What do lesbians in Alaska sing?

What would you do ew ew in a Klondike bar.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

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Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.