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What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

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What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

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What are the people from the country Lesbia called?

Lesbians

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

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Who's there! Bride! Bride who?

Bride and Prejudice!

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

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What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.