What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

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What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

Why not fist her?

Badoom TSSSSssT! (Say it out loud)

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What's the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other a crack snacker.

What is a support group for lesbian mathematicians called?

Number Munchers!

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Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

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My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...