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What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

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Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

Why not fist her?

Badoom TSSSSssT! (Say it out loud)

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How fast can the lesbian get here?

Licka de split!

What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

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What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

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Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...

What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride