What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

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What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

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How do you view lesbian relationships?

1080p

What are my views on lesbian relationships?

I view it in HD.

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Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

TLDR

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

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My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.