What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

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What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

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What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

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What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

What did the vegan say when he saw someone familiar?

I've seen herbivore.