What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

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How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

How can you tell if a road is sad?

It has low shoulders.

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What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

"The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

What did one potatoe say to another?

Dan Quayle wrote this joke.

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What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to?

Klondike Bars

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What do you call a Chinese man with a pet cat?

A vegetarian.

What do you call a vegetarian with bad gas?

A leaf blower

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What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

What did the vegan say when he saw someone familiar?

I've seen herbivore.