What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

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What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

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What's the difference between a contradiction and a punchline?

There's no punchline for this joke.

How many of you know this funny man pakalu papito?

Its one of his joke.

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What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

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What do vegetarian zombies want?

Graaaaiiiiinss!

How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.

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What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

What did the vegan say when he saw someone familiar?

I've seen herbivore.