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What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

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What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off.

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Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.

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What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!

What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

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What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

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What did the vegan say when he saw someone familiar?

I've seen herbivore.

What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.