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What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Nothing. They were both stoned.

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What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by.

What's tall, white and has ears?

A mountain.

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What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca?

Alpaca 'nother bong

How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.