What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Nothing. They were both stoned.

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Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

It's not my fault.

What do you call a mountain of puns?

Mount Cleverest

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Why don't you ever see any Muslim methheads?

They all just get stoned instead.

What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.