What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Nothing. They were both stoned.

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What's tall, white and has ears?

A mountain.

What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.

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What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?

They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.