What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Nothing. They were both stoned.

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What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

It's not my fault.

How did Harry Potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

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Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

Because it's stoned.

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.