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What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Nothing. They were both stoned.

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Why do mountains make people laugh?

Because they're hill-areas!

How did Harry Potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

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What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.