What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Nothing. They were both stoned.

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Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What do you call a mountain of puns?

Mount Cleverest

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.