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How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

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What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter?

Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system

What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave?

Le meow

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did Jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What satellite TV provider does ISIS use?

Daesh Network

Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.