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How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving?

Purolator.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?

Stop being so elfish, Karen!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What's colder than ice cream?

ISIS

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you milk a sheep?

With iPhone periph**e**rals.

Where do Russians get their milk from?

From Moscow

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why are girls so hot?

Because they lay out in the sun so much

Why didn't the sun go to college?

It already had 10 thousand degrees.