How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

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How do you get a retard to leave you alone?

Give him a small $1 million loan

How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

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Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

How to stop an unwanted DM. Hi, how are you?

Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you

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Why are white girls always tired?

Because they've literally been running around all day

What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

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What's frozen water and dangerous?

ISIS

Whats the ISIS members' astrological sign?

Sad terrorist

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

How did the astronaut land on the sun?

He went at night.