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How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley?

Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.

Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory?

Bombay.

What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What flower loves to be in the sun?

Sunflower.

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!