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How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

Stop with the cheesey jokes!

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What's ISIS' favorite kind of discount?

Blowouts

What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.