How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop.

Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did the peasant have poor judgement?

He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night?

Your grandma's Jaws

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.

What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.