How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

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When will the Jared jokes stop?

When they get too old.

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What's frozen water and dangerous?

ISIS

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Getting it to fit over a bucket!

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun