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How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

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How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

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When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

Because 36 would be too many.

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What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag?

About a day.

What is the hottest time of day?

2:flirty

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Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

Why is ISIS going after programs?

Because they are executable

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

What milk does a coward make?

Craven-dale

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What do you do with a green monster?

Put it in the sun until it ripens!

What do you call someone who reads in the sun?

Well Red.