What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

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How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

Uh.. I don't remember..

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Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

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What do you call the western half of Kenya?

Kenya West

What is the quickest way to double your money?

Fold it in half!

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!