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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

What do you call an elephant in a phone box?

Stuck.

Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

Why was the chess player pregnant?

Because they were mated.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

Half a measure.

Poodle Jokes More Poodle Jokes

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.