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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How does an elephant get out of a small car?

The same way that he got in!

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student?

I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!

Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

Poodle Jokes More Poodle Jokes

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.