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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother?

Young Monster: Hee hee! He's my half-brother now!

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

Poodle Jokes More Poodle Jokes

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.