Poodle Jokes

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

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What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.