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Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour?

A frog in a blender!

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The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

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Greece.

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Because they croak a lot!

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Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour?

A frog in a blender!

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.