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Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour?

A frog in a blender!

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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Why did Ms. Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

What do you call an awesome internet site for frogs?

Rebbit.

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Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour?

A frog in a blender!

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.