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Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy?

Dental floss!

What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.

Floss Jokes More Floss Jokes

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!