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Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

Floss Jokes More Floss Jokes

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

String Jokes More String Jokes

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.