Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

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What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

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Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

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How does a black woman know she's pregnant?

When she takes the tampon out the cotton is picked.

How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant?

When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked

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Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

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Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!