What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

Amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

Thrust Jokes More Thrust Jokes

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

White Liquid Jokes More White Liquid Jokes

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth