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What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

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How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

What has a mouth but no teeth?

A river.

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What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

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What if sharks hug with their mouths?

Just sayin.

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

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What do you call a spitting alarm?

An Allarma

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

Thrust Jokes More Thrust Jokes

Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

White Liquid Jokes More White Liquid Jokes

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!