March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

Previous Random Joke Next
Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

Thrust Jokes More Thrust Jokes

Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

White Liquid Jokes More White Liquid Jokes

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!