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What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

What's an old carpenter's biggest issue?

Losing teeth.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about?

You always end up going off onto tangents.

Why are art contests so disappointing?

They always end in a draw

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

Thrust Jokes More Thrust Jokes

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.

White Liquid Jokes More White Liquid Jokes

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!