What's an old carpenter's biggest issue?

Losing teeth.

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What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

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Which two letters are rotten for your teeth?

D K

What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!