What's an old carpenter's biggest issue?

Losing teeth.

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Why couldn't the blonde make icecubes?

Because she lost the recipe.

Why did the one eyed banker lose his job?

He didn't have any debtperception.

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Why didn't the monster use toothpaste?

Because he said his teeth weren't loose.

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.