What's an old carpenter's biggest issue?

Losing teeth.

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How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

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Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

What sort of an act do you do?

I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.