What's an old carpenter's biggest issue?

Losing teeth.

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Which is the worst hand to lose?

The second one.

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

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Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.