What's an old carpenter's biggest issue?

Losing teeth.

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Who lost a herd of elephants?

Big bo peep!

Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

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What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth