Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.
So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.
The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.
They might trip on the string.
The elephants are using them as tampons
Used Tampons
Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.
You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'
26" rims
With 26 characters he met at a party.
Unbereavable.
I want to know her secret
The teabag stays in the cup longer.
A tea-shirt.
Restaurants have better servers.
You can't milk a cow for 2000 years
Bacon and scrambled leggs.
Coloured scrambled eggs
Head to head race
One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.
