Tampon Jokes

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.

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String Jokes More String Jokes

Why did the empty string do immoral things?

Because it had no character.

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall?

Ulta Magnus!

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

IPatch

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

Bad Day Jokes More Bad Day Jokes

What was your worst day?

When I had diarrhea.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

How does Bilbo take his tea?

Bag-in

Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.

Bo Burnham Jokes More Bo Burnham Jokes