Tampon Jokes

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

How did the writer pop the question?

He per-prosed

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

What do you call a limbless swimmer?

Bob.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant?

A tusky!

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

Syrian Refugee Jokes More Syrian Refugee Jokes

Inspire Jokes More Inspire Jokes

What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.