Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.
The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.
Used Tampons
26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
With 26 characters he met at a party.
She kept throwing away all the W's.
Someone told her drinks were on the house.
Black girl: I dunno lol Black guy: Same
John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said
He still hasn't found what he's looking for.
You reddit.
I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.
Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.
He didn't have a Gar
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
When I had diarrhea.
Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!
Engineers
