Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.
So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.
The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.
They might trip on the string.
The elephants are using them as tampons
Used Tampons
To help the firemen find the hydrants
You triangulate their position!
D K
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
Dinner
Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...
Aspirin sorry guys
Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/
Someone told her drinks were on the house.
She kept throwing away all the W's.
Pop.
China probably can pop corn in one minute.
It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).
He glances over his shoulder.
Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.
Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".
