How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup?

With 26 characters he met at a party.

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How does a solar system have a party?

They planet

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

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Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date!

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What shoe size does a quadriplegic wear?

26" rims

How many dogs does it take to change a tampon?

26

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What Do You Call A Rainy Spelling Bee?

Alphabet Soup.

How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup?

With 26 characters he met at a party.

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What was Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite snack?

Chopped dates.

What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator?

My Bologna had a first name.