How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup?

With 26 characters he met at a party.

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Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

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Where do you go to meet the best fish?

It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.

What's the square root of optimus prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

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What shoe size does a quadriplegic wear?

26" rims

How many dogs does it take to change a tampon?

26

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Why did the blind man's alphabet soup only have 25 letters in it?

Because he can't "C"

What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.

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What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator?

My Bologna had a first name.

How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup?

With 26 characters he met at a party.