How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup?

With 26 characters he met at a party.

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What are your two favourite times to party?

Daytime and night-time!

What Do You Call it When Printers Have a Party?

A paper jam

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How did the tiny frozen dinner meet the little kid's belly?

Microwave

Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

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What is a zebra?

26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.

What has 72 legs and 26 teeth?

The first row of a country concert.

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What is today's special at Google's employee cafeteria?

Alphabet Soup.

Why did the blind man's alphabet soup only have 25 letters in it?

Because he can't "C"

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Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!

What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!