How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup?

With 26 characters he met at a party.

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What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

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Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

What's the best part about bangin' twenty six year olds?

You get to meet Jared Fogel.

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What has 72 legs and 26 teeth?

The first row of a country concert.

What is a zebra?

26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.

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Why did the blind man's alphabet soup only have 25 letters in it?

Because he can't "C"

How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup?

With 26 characters he met at a party.

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Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!

What was Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite snack?

Chopped dates.