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How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup?

With 26 characters he met at a party.

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What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

Why did Gigi leave the party angrily?

Because she's Hadid.

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How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.

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What shoe size does a quadriplegic wear?

26" rims

What has 72 legs and 26 teeth?

The first row of a country concert.

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What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.

How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup?

With 26 characters he met at a party.

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What was Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite snack?

Chopped dates.

Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!