Why did the blind man's alphabet soup only have 25 letters in it?

Because he can't "C"

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What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!

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Why do engineers mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31=DEC 25

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

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What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.

What font is alphabet soup produced in?

Times New Ramen

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What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"

Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.