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Why did the blind man's alphabet soup only have 25 letters in it?

Because he can't "C"

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Why is C afraid of D?

Because DEEZ NUTS!

What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's.

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Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

Alphabet Soup Jokes More Alphabet Soup Jokes

What font is alphabet soup produced in?

Times New Ramen

What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.

25 Letter Jokes More 25 Letter Jokes

What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"

Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.