When I had diarrhea.
Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.
Aboot
Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.
It was an udder catastrophe.
Double double doubles
Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do
When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.
Ovary Enthusiastic
Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.
It's smoking a cigarette.
Erracist
Because they have rubbers on their end.
One to three for breaking and entering.
Bugs Bunny
