Bad Day Jokes

What was your worst day?

When I had diarrhea.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

$19.99

You might also enjoy:

Aboot Jokes More Aboot Jokes

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big

What's a Canadian's favorite footwear?

Aboot

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

Why did the negative number look so surprised?

He was nonplussed.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How did Djengis Khan found Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

Easter Bunny Jokes More Easter Bunny Jokes

What is springy and springy?

The Easter Bunny

How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?

They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

Workplace Jokes More Workplace Jokes

How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons