She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette
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When I had diarrhea.
The one smoking the cigarette.
One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.
Because they MINE as a job.
Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.
A buccaneer!
Because the stalks are all ears.
Gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously
IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.
Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.
To look sharp
He had a bad heir day
A bad heir day.
One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.
Mack-a-Dameon.
He made it to kings landing
Your ghostliness.