How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

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What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

How do I like using Tinder?

It's all right!

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

What kind of tea isn't fake?

A property

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.

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How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.