How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

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Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

How do vampires like their tea?

With a old tampon in it.

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.

What's uptight, outta sight and in the groove?

A tampon.

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What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.