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How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality.

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.