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How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

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What music service do potatoes like to use?

Spudify.

Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

How Moses makes his tea?

Hebrews it.

What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

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How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

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What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

What kind of eye disease do vampires get?

Dracular degeneration.