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How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

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Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What do you call a weak cup of tea?

Subtlety.

Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

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How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

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What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.