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How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo of cocaine fall out of a window.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

Injure Jokes More Injure Jokes

Where would you put an injured insect?

In an antbulance!

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

Rake Jokes More Rake Jokes

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

What do you call a charming tool?

A rake

Newfie Jokes More Newfie Jokes

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

What is long and hard on a Newfie?

Grade 1.