How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

What's Michelle's favourite vegetable?

Barackoli (I'm sorry I'll leave now...)

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How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.

Why did the ox fall down the hill?

It was an oxident.

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When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.

What do you call a tree from Tulsa?

An oakie.

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Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery?

He injured his spline!

What is an injured persons favorite movie?

Cast Away

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What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

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What is long and hard on a Newfie?

Grade 1.

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!