How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

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What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

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Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

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How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

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How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

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How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto