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How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

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Why did the half blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well!

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.

Injure Jokes More Injure Jokes

What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery?

He injured his spline!

Rake Jokes More Rake Jokes

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

Newfie Jokes More Newfie Jokes

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree