How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

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Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Which is Bernie Sanders' dominant hand?

His left one

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What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

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Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

Which trees miss you the most?

Pine trees

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Where would you put an injured insect?

In an antbulance!

Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery?

He injured his spline!

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Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree