Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

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I want my Nickleback....

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River Derci. Sorry.

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Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

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Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!