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Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

What is 61 to a blonde?

She wants 8 (ate) more.

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

Toronto Jokes More Toronto Jokes

Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

Newfie Jokes More Newfie Jokes

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Short Drive Jokes More Short Drive Jokes

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!