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Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

What did the bed say to the sleepy man?

I want you inside me

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How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

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Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

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Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!