Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

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What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

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Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

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What is long and hard on a Newfie?

Grade 1.

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!