Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

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What river separates China and India?

The Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.

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Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

Newfie Jokes More Newfie Jokes

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!