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Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

What do you call not wanting to reminisce?

No-stalgia.

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What river separates China and India?

The Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

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Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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What is long and hard on a Newfie?

Grade 1.

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!