Toronto Jokes

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

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Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*