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What is long and hard on a Newfie?

Grade 1.

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What's the #1 song in Ukraine?

Crimea River

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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What's long and hard on a black man?

The third grade.

What are the four hardest years of a police officer's life?

The first grade.

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Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto