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What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

What's got no teeth and smells?

The gearbox in the wife's car...

12 Jokes More 12 Jokes

Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

Because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What's white and in the men's 100M final?

The lines.

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)