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What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What did the blonde's dentist find?

Teeth in the cavity.

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

12 Jokes More 12 Jokes

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

What is Al Shabaab's theme song?

Rainy Day Women #12 & 35.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Whats is long and black?

The line to KFC

How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say