What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

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What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

Thar's gold in them thar fills.

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What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

What's the difference between OP and a brick?

A brick gets laid!