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Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why'd the little girls ice-cream melt?

She was on fire.

What you call it?

Takes back mixtape* FIRE!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do you call someone who sings about mints?

A "Minstrel".

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

Adele Jokes More Adele Jokes

What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

Adele

What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)