Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

Adele Jokes More Adele Jokes

What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it

Why can't a Mac sing?

Because it's not Adele