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Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite

Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time?

Because she was an operetta (operator).

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

Adele Jokes More Adele Jokes

Why can't a Mac sing?

Because it's not Adele

What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

Adele