What do you call a Pokémon that's part train?

A Pikachoochoo.

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Why should you never take a shower with a Pokémon?

Because it may Pikachu.

Why aren't Pokemon very good dancers?

They can only learn 4 moves.

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How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.