What do Mountain folk do on Halloween?

Pumpkin.

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Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

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Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin.