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What do Mountain folk do on Halloween?

Pumpkin.

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Why is Halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday?

Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!

What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!

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Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!