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Why is Halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday?

Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!

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Why is it so cold at Christmas?

It's in Decembrrrrr.

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells..!

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What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.