Why is Halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday?

Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!

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Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

Why doesn't the KKK like Halloween?

Too many spooks.