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Why is Halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday?

Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!

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What do you get Devin Hester for Christmas??

Nothing - he'll just return it!

What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

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What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

A "booquet" of flower.

What do Mountain folk do on Halloween?

Pumpkin.