Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

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Why do cow wear bells?

Why do cow wear bells.......???? Because their don't work

What do books wear on a rainy day?

Rain Quotes

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How many dogs does it take to change a tampon?

26

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

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What do you call a midget that does cocaine?

A low blow

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

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Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

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How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

Why was the drug dealer late?

Because he tripped