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Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.

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What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

How do you make a slow reindeer fast?

Don't feed it!

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What is a vampires least favorite food?

Steak!...

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

The steaks were too high.

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Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse