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Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.

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What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

What do you feed an invisible cat?

Evaporated milk.

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Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.

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Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse

Why did the maniacal chemist drop a rancher into his latest concoction?

Because the rancher was a cattlist.