Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.

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What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

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Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

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Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.