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Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.

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What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes.

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What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

The Steaks are high.

Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

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Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.

Why did the maniacal chemist drop a rancher into his latest concoction?

Because the rancher was a cattlist.