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How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

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How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside Times Square on New Year's?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

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Why was the dog shaking?

He had Barkinson's

What is Michael J Fox's favourite song?

Shake It Off by Tayler Swift

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How do you greet a Rastafarian who's out of work?

Jahbless

How do skeletons greet each other?

Bon'nichiwa

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What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

What do you call an epileptic in a deck chair?

A transformer.