How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

Previous Random Joke Next

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

Greet Jokes More Greet Jokes

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

How do skeletons greet each other?

Bon'nichiwa

Epileptic Jokes More Epileptic Jokes

Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell