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How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

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Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

What exactly is that?

Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.

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Why didn't Michael J Fox order food at McDonalds?

He got the shakes instead.

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

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How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

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What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.