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How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

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What are people afraid of puns called?

Homophonic I'm sorry...

What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

The lanlord!

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What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

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How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

How does a Facebook employee greet each other?

Hey there, whatsapp!!

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How do epileptics keep fit?

With strobe lights.

What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Laundry.