How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

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What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

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How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck!

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How does a Redditor greet a woman from Kuala Lumpur?

M'alaydy

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Cello!

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What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch?

A seizure salad.