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What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch?

A seizure salad.

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What's an epileptic's favorite side dish?

Seizure salad.

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

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What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.