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What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

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What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

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Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer

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Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

Why did the punster enjoy the Broadway show about etymology?

Because it was a play on words.

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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

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What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

A seizure salad!

What salad is bad for your health?

Seizure salad.

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What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

A seizure salad!

How do epileptics keep fit?

With strobe lights.