What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

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How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

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Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

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What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

Why was 4 afraid of 5?

Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.

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How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

What's the one thing a mechanic can't fix?

Stupid

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What do you call an epileptic frolicking in a garden?

Seizure salad.

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

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What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.