What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch?

A seizure salad.

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What do you call an epileptic frolicking in a garden?

Seizure salad.

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

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Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.