What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch?

A seizure salad.

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What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

What to you call epileptic lettuce?

Seizure salad.

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What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

A seizure salad!

How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.