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What is a person with epilepsy's favourite salad?

Chicken Seizure Salad.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

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What do you do with epileptic lettuce?

You make a seizure salad.

What's an epileptic's favorite side dish?

Seizure salad.