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How does a Redditor greet a woman from Kuala Lumpur?

M'alaydy

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What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.

Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

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How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

How many redditors does it take to post a joke to /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.

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How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

How did one pothead greet the other?

High