What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

What's the fastest curry in the world?

Usain Balti..

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Who's there! Bridget! Bridget who?

Bridget the end of the world!

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare.

Buddy Jokes More Buddy Jokes

What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par

Mike Jokes More Mike Jokes

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)