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What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What do cannibal say when they say grace?

We thank you Lord for our daily dead!

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak

End Jokes More End Jokes

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

Becuase his peckers on his head

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

Buddy Jokes More Buddy Jokes

What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Mike Jokes More Mike Jokes

What is the first name of Mr Rafone?

Mike.

What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)