What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

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What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

What's the best campsite in the world?

Auschwitz, received well over three million starts

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What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

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What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

What is formed at the end of mitosis?

My nailses

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Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

What did the ghost wearing sox say?

Shhoooooooooooooeeeeeesss!! Shoooooooooooooooooose!

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What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

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What is the first name of Mr Rafone?

Mike.

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.