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What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

What is the name of a taxi service for bears?

Ubear.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al.

How do Canadians take care of their skin?

Maybe it's maple leaf.

Tsunami Jokes More Tsunami Jokes

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

What do you call an American late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

Buddy Jokes More Buddy Jokes

What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par