What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

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What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Tsunami Jokes More Tsunami Jokes

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

Nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

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What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right..