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What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear who is athletically flexible?

Yogi

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

What do you call a psychic who simply doesn't care?

Telapathy

Tsunami Jokes More Tsunami Jokes

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

Nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

Buddy Jokes More Buddy Jokes

What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right..