What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

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What is the difference between an american and a canadian?

69 cents.

What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

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How are one out of three American Boats born?

By Sea-Section.

What's the best thing about being born on 9/11/99?

You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.

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What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions

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What do you call an american late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

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What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.