Tsunami Jokes

What do you call an American late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

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What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

Nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

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Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

What do you call it when a transcendentalist author looks at old photos?

Thoreau Back Thursday

Dedicate Jokes More Dedicate Jokes

What do you call an American late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

Why did the ox fall down the hill?

It was an oxident.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb?

Did you make that Fermi?

Why is the US so much better at the accurate placement of round objects than Japan?

We had two practices in 1945