Tsunami Jokes

What do you call an American late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

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What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

Nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

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What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

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What is Batman's Japanese emergency number?

7777-Batman

What do you call a half Mexican half Japanese jedi master?

Obi Juan Shinobi

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Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

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Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

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Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

Why is the US so much better at the accurate placement of round objects than Japan?

We had two practices in 1945

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

Late Night Jokes More Late Night Jokes

What do you call a depressed clementine on a late night walk?

A meanderin' orange.

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

An asymp-tote*

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.