Tsunami Jokes

What do you call an American late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

Birthday State of Mind

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

Nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

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Phuket Jokes More Phuket Jokes

What's your favorite city in Thailand?

Phuket, I don't know...

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

Thursday Jokes More Thursday Jokes

What do French people call a really bad Thursday?

A trajeudi.

What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

An asymp-tote*

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

What does a cow use to solve math problems?

A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between reddit and a fish?

Fish are cool

What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

Japanese People Jokes More Japanese People Jokes

Why do Japanese people squint?

Nuclear explosions are bright

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

Inhabitant Jokes More Inhabitant Jokes

What do you call the inhabitants of London?

Arabs

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

Nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.