Tsunami Jokes

What do you call an American late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

Love

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

Nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

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Inhabitant Jokes More Inhabitant Jokes

What do you call the inhabitants of London?

Arabs

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

What did one flag say to another?

Nothing! They just waved.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's black hairy and writes under water?

A ball-point gorilla!

What can we do to stop polluting our waters?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

Japanese People Jokes More Japanese People Jokes

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?

A two-eyed onion.

Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese?

Ohio

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a circus and The Rockettes?

The circus is a cunning array of stunts...

How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

Late Night Jokes More Late Night Jokes

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

An asymp-tote*

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.