Tsunami Jokes

What do you call an american late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

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What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

Nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

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About thirty thousand dollars a year.

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

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Why are Japanese people all skinny?

Because of their national diet.

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My eye

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Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

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She told people to stop patronizing her.

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What's a chiropractor's busiest day?

Throwback Thursday.

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

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What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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Why is the difference between brucellosis and brucellitis like the difference between a woman and an LGBT woman?

One is real and the other isn't.

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A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

Why did the dad make the joke?

For the pun of it.

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Inhabitant Jokes More Inhabitant Jokes

What do you call the inhabitants of London?

Arabs

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Oh, Phuket!