Tsunami Jokes

What do you call an American late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

Nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why is the sea so strong?

It has a lot of mussels.

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What has 4308 eyes, 28957 legs, and 398503 teeth?

I don't know, but if you see it, RUN!

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Late Night Jokes More Late Night Jokes

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and an Airbus A380?

Not everyone has been in an Airbus A380.

What's the difference between a meth lab and a Ferrari?

There isn't a Ferrari in my garage

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

Thursday Jokes More Thursday Jokes

What do the French call a bad Thursday?

A tra-jeudi.

What do you call it when a transcendentalist author looks at old photos?

Thoreau Back Thursday