What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

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What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

An asymp-tote*

How do you know it's going to be a white Christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

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What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

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What do you call the inhabitants of London?

Arabs

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

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What's your favorite city in Thailand?

Phuket, I don't know...

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!