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How do you know it's going to be a white Christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

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How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't!

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What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

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How do you know it's going to be a white Christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.