How do you know it's going to be a white Christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

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What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

What do you call a short person that knows Martial Arts?

Midjitsu!

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What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

An asymp-tote*

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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What's the KKK's favorite Christmas song?

White Christmas.

Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.