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How do you know it's going to be a white Christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

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What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?

They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

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How do you know it's going to be a white Christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

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What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song?

I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas

What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.