How do you know it's going to be a white Christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

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How do you know Satan's barbeque ribs are good?

Cos they're trident tested.

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly.

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

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Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song?

I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas