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How do you know it's going to be a white Christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

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What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.