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How do you know it's going to be a white Christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

Because he didn't know Mandarin

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What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

An asymp-tote*

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

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Why does it have to be a white Christmas?

BlackChristmasMatters

What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song?

I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas