How do you know it's going to be a white Christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

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Why are campers so predictable?

You know they're in tents.

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

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What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

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Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

How do you know it's going to be a white Christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.