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White Christmas Jokes

What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

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Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

Why does it have to be a white Christmas?

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How do you know it's going to be a white Christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.