Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

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What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

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He Shanghai.

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It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

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Tenish.

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At the university.

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Take away their beds...

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The moon scares the daylights out of it!

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Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

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Because they always get a little hoarse

Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

What do you call a Steer playing with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

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Roost beef!