What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher

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What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!

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What do you call a marijuana induced tragedy?

Blunt Trauma

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

What do you call a bovine beauty pageant winner?

A big Miss Steak.