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What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher

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What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

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Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

What is Joan of Arc's least favorite food?

Steak