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What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher

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What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

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Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

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Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

Why are steak puns so rare?

Because they are never well done.