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What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

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What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

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Where did the poor Italian man grow up?

The spaghetto

What's the Italian word for suppository?

Innuendo

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Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

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What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*