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What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

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What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

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Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

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Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

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Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.