What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

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What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

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How you compliment an Italian cheese maker?

Gouda worka

What do you call an Italian suppository?

Innuendo.

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Where do Chicago football fans buy engagement rings?

De Beers

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

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What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*